Philadelphia’s and the nation’s premiere junkyard cyclocross race is happening December 16. Rumored to be no more, the Bilenky Junkyard Cross cannot be denied. If you want to race, pre-register here: http://www.bilenky.com/store/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=138. If you don’t want to race, it’s still worth the trip to Philly just to watch. Truly a spectacle.
Because the race conflicts with Ed Sander Memorial Cyclocross this will be the first time I miss the race in a couple years. In my abence I ask that you follow a few easy rules:
(1) Don’t make a tetanus joke. It’s been done x 1000. Act like you’ve been there before, people.
(2) Don’t destroy property. Just because it’s a “junkyard” doesn’t give you the green light to smash headlights, windshields, etc. Selling those parts is somebody’s livelihood.
(3) Have fun, and remember, there are lots of fluids.
Okay, go watch some videos.
And if you have a sec, buy a shirt: http://www.crosshairscycling.com/products-page/.